Cora: "Mommy, I want to watch Barney."

Mommy: "Cora, I don't like Barney."

Cora: "Well then you can just cover your eyes!"

Cora: " Mommy, does water have protein?"

Mommy: "No Cora, it doesn't."

Cora: "Well then I can't have any water."

- Cora could probably eat carbohydrates 24/7. Thus many times we tell her she needs to have something with protein in it before she can have more of whatever carb it is she wants. Obviously the message is starting to sink in.

"Chai, bye and die all rhyme!"

- Cora's random statement as we were getting ready for dinner

"My Nook Gase eats bathroom doors. Yours eats lemon meringue pie."

- Cora's random statement to Jessie after breakfast

Cora - "I'm like a boy."
Mommy - "Why are you like a boy?"
Cora - "Because I'm wearing silly shoes."

- While playing outside the other day.

Cora (in the bathroom): "Mommy, I need you."
Mommy (in the kitchen): "What do you need me for Cora?"
Cora (in the bathroom): "I need you for a conversation!"

" I like tv. I need a tv in my room."

- Cora after she got out of bed to tell me something and found me in my bedroom watching tv. (To which I replied "You have to be an adult to have a tv in your room.")

"Cheese rhymes with Jesus!"

- Cora while eating cheese on her egg breakfast sandwich

"Check in your room and her room and by the tv and in the bathroom and in the washing machine."

- Cora telling Jessie where to look in the basement for Valarie

"Look! It's like noodles!"

- Cora commenting on my wet hair after I let her comb it.

"Well, I didn't know where my camera was, so I came in your room to look for it. It wasn't in there so I just slept in your bed."

- Cora's answer when asked why she came and slept in mommy and daddy's bed in the middle of the night.

"QUACK, QUACK!"

- Cora's response when the girl next to her at the zoo said "What do zebra's say?"

"To get more energy."

- Cora's response to the question "Why were you jumping on the bed?"

"Does yogurt make you go pee or does it make you go poop?"

- Cora while eating yogurt before bed the other night. Just trying to figure out digestion.