"Disa, don't scream! Screaming is for horses!"

-Cora talking to Disa in her bedroom after she was screaming about something. I think Cora is a bit confused about the phrase we use with her...."Hey (hay) is for horses."

"Lasterday"

- The term Cora uses to refer to anything that happened in the past.

Jessie - "What happened?"

Cora - " Well, Disa jumped of the bed."

Jessie - "Hmmm"

Cora - "Or maybe I kicked her in the teeth."

- Cora after being asked why Disa was crying

Cora - "I'm looking for my (shoe) size."

Mommy - "Do you know what size you are?"

Cora - "I'm princess size!"

- While shopping at Marshalls

Cora: "Mommy, I want to watch Barney."

Mommy: "Cora, I don't like Barney."

Cora: "Well then you can just cover your eyes!"

Cora: " Mommy, does water have protein?"

Mommy: "No Cora, it doesn't."

Cora: "Well then I can't have any water."

- Cora could probably eat carbohydrates 24/7. Thus many times we tell her she needs to have something with protein in it before she can have more of whatever carb it is she wants. Obviously the message is starting to sink in.

"Chai, bye and die all rhyme!"

- Cora's random statement as we were getting ready for dinner